A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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- Yoserizal
- Fasten your seatbelt please..thank you,Here we Goo...Hi Guys..!!How are u?i hope always well AMeN..a little about me guys...i was born in bukittinggi,at 23 nov:D,ever since my baby is always there, until I complete the general secondary school and and now I reside in the city of Bandung,in order to complete the course,I love music, either play it or hear it,I was a drummer, and until now have existed in the case at this beat,I do not know why really like playing drums, it may be because I can be myself when i'm playing the drum set..and maybe because i'm a shy guy..xixixixii..,I think this talent I got from my father, he used be a bass player in his band..my mom said that to me..haha..but of course this talent that I have i've received from the infinite power,ok folks..thats all..I think that its,if too long, you are also lazy to read it..:D,enjoyed my Blog!!
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